I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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