He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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