i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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