Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
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