Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
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I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
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If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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