the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
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About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
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He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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