omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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