Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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