you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
