Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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