OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
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how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
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THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
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