His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
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No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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