No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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