I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
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better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
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Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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