He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
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Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
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Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
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