which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
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He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
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I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
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