I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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