i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
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You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
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I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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