I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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