just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
Randomize
