I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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