Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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