Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
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Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
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they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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