why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
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You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
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So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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