how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
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You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
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Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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