I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
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we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
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My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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