The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
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