Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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