I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.