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  (313): View more from Michigan

  Kiss

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  Puke

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  (313): Kiss (1-313): Puke http://tfl.nu/qokk
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  (843): View more from South Carolina

  and my herpes radar will keep us safe

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  (843): and my herpes radar will keep us safe http://tfl.nu/p103
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  (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees

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  (724): If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees http://tfl.nu/kant
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  (618): View more from Illinois

  This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.

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  (618): This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape. http://tfl.nu/eyxg
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  Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.

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  (720): Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda. http://tfl.nu/08yd
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  (340): View more from US Virgin Islands

  I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS

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  (340): I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS http://tfl.nu/sha5
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  (585): View more from New York

  I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT

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  (585): I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT http://tfl.nu/ktzj
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  (515): View more from Iowa

  Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.

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  (515): Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type. http://tfl.nu/lvgz
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  You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.

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  (545): You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request. http://tfl.nu/ec9g
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  (860): View more from Connecticut

  Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.

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  (860): Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage. http://tfl.nu/sckj
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  (914): View more from New York

  I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad

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  (914): I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad http://tfl.nu/el2g
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  (218): View more from Minnesota

  If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.

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  (218): If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs. http://tfl.nu/s3qv
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  (425): View more from Washington

  The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.

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  (425): The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house. http://tfl.nu/wynr
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  (509): View more from Washington

  Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS

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  (509): Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS http://tfl.nu/1rpb
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  Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.

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  (989): Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn. http://tfl.nu/8fgh
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