I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
Randomize
