what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
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If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
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There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
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On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
try to milk me bitch
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