I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
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We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
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It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
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