I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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