I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
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