How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
Randomize
