You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
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You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
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You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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