You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
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Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
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I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
Pooping to opera.
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