You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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