So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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