i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
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I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
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Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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