I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
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Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
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It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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