My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
I have aggressive nipples.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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