I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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