Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
You ate ashes out of my bong
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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