New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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