i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I would fuck him just for his dog
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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