help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
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Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
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we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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