he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
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