I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
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There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
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He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
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