You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
im holly from the hills drunk
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
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