I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
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I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
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You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
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