No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
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He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
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Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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