scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
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i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
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Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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