I look better un-naked...
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
It's official drugs can't kill me
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I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
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Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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