found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
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We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
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So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
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