My hair reeks of homosexuality.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
operation have a gay friend backfired
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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