that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
I pour the whiskey from now on
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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