then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
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