It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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